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Treatment for tiny dingdongs

Okay not everything I post on here is going to be a rant or me being mad -- even though it is cheaper than a therapist. This one I had to repost. It was in my spam this morning for Gmail -- an e-mail on "Treatment for tiny dingdongs" - who calls them that. I am going to giggle all day!

Treatment for tiny dingdongs
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I don't dislike dogs -- i dislike their owners

I am searching for the perfect item to help shut my upstairs neighbor's dog the hell up. This dog howls and barks non-stop. REALLY!?!?!?

And when I am walking down the sidewalk and you are out walking fido -- have the decency to have your damn dog out of my way when I get up to you. Seriously!!! I am over having to dog your dogs leash and your dog, get it the fuck out of my way! And for you dog owners that don't pick up your dog poop -- i hope there is a special place in hell for you.

To those of you who are responsible and keep your dogs on a tight leash and clean up after them -- Thank you.

Christianity and Gay Rights

Christianity is the belief that an invisible, infinitely-old, all-knowing super-being, powerful enough to create the entire Universe and its billions of galaxies, has a personal interest in my $ex life.

Atheism is the belief that the above belief is silly. This is why I am an atheist.

Ding Dong the Bitch is going going gone.

I strongly believe in the First Amendment and people being able to say what they feel, but when they do, they have to be prepared for the backlash and everyone else's First Amendment right to point out how awful they are.

Dr. Laura has been a biased filled and hate spewing figure for far too long. She doesn't like other races, gays, single moms, you name it! As long as you fit into her right wing white christian demographic you are fine. Well we have news for you Dr. Laura EdD there are more of us than your hate filled demographic and we are going to speak up against you. It is time for you to go away!

AS SEEN ON TV

"As Seen On TV" is some obscure language for "We are going to sell you a piece of crap you sucker." -- so why do i love it so!? Do I need a banana tree? WHY YES I DO!!!! Do I need the slap chop -- WHY YES I DO!! Do I need the Magic Bullet? WHY YES I DO!!!!

Granted, I do love my Magic Bullet and would buy another one, but the list of things I have been screwed over on grows and grows and will still keep growing because i am a sucker for these gadgets -- just hoping the next one will be the answer to my prayers.

Oh and when they say fast growing blueberries -- don't believe it. They die. As does the banana tree!

I probably will never learn and will keep posting my buying failures on this blog. (not that anyone anywhere reads this)

Hiatus

I will be back....soon!!!!