Christianity is the belief that an invisible, infinitely-old, all-knowing super-being, powerful enough to create the entire Universe and its billions of galaxies, has a personal interest in my $ex life.
Atheism is the belief that the above belief is silly. This is why I am an atheist.
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Ding Dong the Bitch is going going gone.

I strongly believe in the First Amendment and people being able to say what they feel, but when they do, they have to be prepared for the backlash and everyone else's First Amendment right to point out how awful they are.
Dr. Laura has been a biased filled and hate spewing figure for far too long. She doesn't like other races, gays, single moms, you name it! As long as you fit into her right wing white christian demographic you are fine. Well we have news for you Dr. Laura EdD there are more of us than your hate filled demographic and we are going to speak up against you. It is time for you to go away!
AS SEEN ON TV


"As Seen On TV" is some obscure language for "We are going to sell you a piece of crap you sucker." -- so why do i love it so!? Do I need a banana tree? WHY YES I DO!!!! Do I need the slap chop -- WHY YES I DO!! Do I need the Magic Bullet? WHY YES I DO!!!!
Granted, I do love my Magic Bullet and would buy another one, but the list of things I have been screwed over on grows and grows and will still keep growing because i am a sucker for these gadgets -- just hoping the next one will be the answer to my prayers.
Oh and when they say fast growing blueberries -- don't believe it. They die. As does the banana tree!
I probably will never learn and will keep posting my buying failures on this blog. (not that anyone anywhere reads this)
Friday, August 6, 2010
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Jesus Fucking Christ
Yes he revolutionized music -- but the fuckig pedophile is dead. I don't want to hear about it anymore. He should have died ten years ago.
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Monday, December 22, 2008
The Pope is an idiot and should die.

In is Christmas address the Pope said "Saving humanity from gays as important as saving the rainforest from destruction" Well All I have to say to that is:
1: he looks like the devil, 2: the catholic church has no relevance. I wish I could build an empire on a false belief. 3: If there was a Jesus which I don't think there was, the new testament says nothing about homosexuality, and 4: the pope can go fuck himself.
Check out his complete story click here.
Monday, March 24, 2008
Easter Rant - another "borrowed holiday"

I know it has been a while since I posted. I will do better. I have been a bit swamped and haven't had a chance to do much.
Today's rant is about Easter.
What the hell is it with people sending texts and e-mails wishing everyone a happy easter? I just started replying Jesus is dead to everyone who sent me the wish. I know they are just being nice, but I don't celebrate the day so why force your damn christian holiday on me. And to top it all off, Target was closed. I need contact solution damn it and it is cheaper at Target. Why do they need a whole day off to celebrate a false profit?
The only good thing about Easter is the candy. I love me some cadbury eggs. It is a shame they aren't around all the time. And thank you to other religions and traditions for letting christianity overwhelm you and take over the Easter Egg and other traditions. If it wasn't for the damn christians stealing everybody else's traditions, they would just have a dead guy on a cross.
To learn where the Easter Egg really came from click here
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