"As Seen On TV" is some obscure language for "We are going to sell you a piece of crap you sucker." -- so why do i love it so!? Do I need a banana tree? WHY YES I DO!!!! Do I need the slap chop -- WHY YES I DO!! Do I need the Magic Bullet? WHY YES I DO!!!!
Granted, I do love my Magic Bullet and would buy another one, but the list of things I have been screwed over on grows and grows and will still keep growing because i am a sucker for these gadgets -- just hoping the next one will be the answer to my prayers.
Oh and when they say fast growing blueberries -- don't believe it. They die. As does the banana tree!
I probably will never learn and will keep posting my buying failures on this blog. (not that anyone anywhere reads this)
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