Monday, August 23, 2010

I don't dislike dogs -- i dislike their owners

I am searching for the perfect item to help shut my upstairs neighbor's dog the hell up. This dog howls and barks non-stop. REALLY!?!?!?

And when I am walking down the sidewalk and you are out walking fido -- have the decency to have your damn dog out of my way when I get up to you. Seriously!!! I am over having to dog your dogs leash and your dog, get it the fuck out of my way! And for you dog owners that don't pick up your dog poop -- i hope there is a special place in hell for you.

To those of you who are responsible and keep your dogs on a tight leash and clean up after them -- Thank you.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Atheists believe in hell?

The Oracle of Iniquity said...

It is an expression. No I don't believe in Hell or Heaven. I do believe in them as an expression of- - go to hell or it tastes like hell or I feel like hell. Or...that was pure heaven, tastes like heaven etc.